The Black-Eyed Children of Northern California: A 2008 Holiday Encounter, an Unnamed Town, and a Very Unwelcome Offer of Help
Santa Meets the Black-Eyed Kids Some children want bicycles. Others want video games. These two just want to come inside. Santa has questions. The elf has concerns. And somewhere beneath Mount Shasta, the Black-Eyed Kids are negotiating their Christmas wishes. Ho. Ho. HELL NO. Original Wikseverse artwork by Kevin Wikse | Cryptidcurrency How It Started... November 25, 2008. Somewhere in Northern California, a woman preparing for Christmas reportedly encountered two children who were unusually interested in helping her. Their eyes, however, suggested that their customer-service training had gone horribly wrong. By Kevin Wikse | Cryptidcurrency | October 27, 2026 There are certain things you expect to encounter in Northern California. Mountain lions, black bears, Sasquatch enthusiasts, Channels of Lemurian “wisdom” and the that one individual who has spent entirely too much time discussing extraterrestrial civilizations over gas station Beef Jerky and 20oz cans of RedBull. Bla...