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SHIPGOO001 The Black Goo Living Inside a Great Lakes Research Ship

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Kevin Wikse investigates ShipGoo001 through the lens of black-goo folklore and Stephen King’s “The Raft,” adapted for Creepshow 2. Original Wikseverse artwork depicts Wikse overlooking a mysterious black slick surrounding an abandoned lake raft. I have a rule concerning mysterious black goo. Probably don’t touch it. I don't care if you're a scientist, cryptozoologist, occultist, government contractor, college kid swimming in an isolated lake, or the expendable NPC, whose sole purpose is demonstrating what the monster does before the opening credits. If you encounter an unidentified black substance somewhere it clearly should not be, perhaps leave it alone. Scientists aboard the research vessel R/V Blue Heron, however, did not follow this rule. Maybe that was a good thing, and maybe not.  Because what they discovered is one of the strangest legitimate biological stories I have encountered in a while. It has been given the wonderfully ominous designation: ShipGoo001. And yes, ap...

The Parliament Of Cats: The Strange Folklore, Hidden Societies, and Real-World Mystery of the Meow-Wow

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Kevin Wikse meets the King of Cats at a predawn Meow-Wow, where the mysterious Parliament of Cats meets. * This article is written with the aid of my 13-year-old goddaughter, who would like to be known only as "Mysterious A." She brought this phenomenon to my attention after reading about it in a book about Old European folklore. When I told her I had personally witnessed a Cat Council, what I call a Meow-wow or Kočičí sněm from folklore, she demanded we write a blog about it together. There are some things in this world that are strange because they are rare. Others are strange because we have seen them a thousand times and never really stopped to consider what the hell we were looking at. Cats belong firmly in the second category. We invite them into our houses. We give them names. We buy them ridiculous little beds that they refuse to sleep in because the cardboard box the bed arrived in is apparently superior. They occupy our couches, patrol our windows, disappear into th...